The brand new Signature Graveyard!

[Theodred]

I think this can actually work out now, since with VBulletin, changing your signature updates it in all of your posts, leaving now traces of your old sig. So now, I present, the brand new sig graveyard, where your signatures of old may be seen by all. :)

[Theodred]

I now lay thee to rest, Words of Wisdom from Fry. I have replaced thee with Words of Wisdom from Bender. :D


Theodred Presents: Words of Wisdom from Fry
"Now that you mention it I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes."
"That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!"
"Wow. That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez."
"Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip."
"It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up."

[Theodred]

Well, I guess I'm the only one who changes signatures regularly. I now lay thee to rest Words of Wisdom from Bender. I have replaced thy humour with a signature of more solemnity...

Theodred Presents: Words of Wisdom from Bender
"Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!"
"Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."
"Too much work. I say we burn it, then *say* we dumped it in the sewer."
"Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny."
"Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two."
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The 'X' makes it sound cool."
"I hate people who love me. And they hate me."

[Barahir]

No, you're not. ;)


"Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn'
Ambar-Metta!"
~RIP~



<I've had that sig since I first joined Rohan>

[Daughter of Mirkwood]

You're in space... no one can hear you sneeze...

Appears not.

[Arathorn III]

<center><div style="font:11px; color:#002A18; text-align:center;"><i>"Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red nightfall!"</i></div>
<a href="http://www.landofrohan.com/forum/"><img border=0 src="http://www.landofrohan.com/forum/sigs/sig6white.gif" title="www.LandofRohan.com" /></a></center>

Definately not. ;)

[Tarcristiel]

I'm retiring this one, at least temporarily. I love it!

Things I learned from CSI - Blood in one frig, beers in the other.



“Don‘t call my palace a nasty hole! You wait till it has been cleaned and redecorated!”

[Daughter of Mirkwood]

A new one from me


The hobbits went marching one by one Hurrah! Hurrah!

[Arathorn III]

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<div style="color:#002A18; text-align:center;width:77%;"><i>"In the inquiry all sorts of things about Experiment House came out, and about ten people got expelled. After that, the Head's friends saw that the Head was no use as a Head, so they got her made an Inspector to interfere with other Heads. And when they found she wasn't much good even at that, they got her into Parliament where she lived happily ever after."</i>

C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair </div>

Another one bites the mothballs...

[Theodred]

R.I.P. Weezer quote...

I didn't mean to do you harm,
But everytime I pin down what I think I want
It slips away - the ghost slips away...

Butterfly - R. Cuomo (Weezer)

[Lothíriel]

:eek

Lothiriel is actually changing her sig! :lol

Either what we hold to be right and good and true is right and good and true for all mankind or we're just another Robert Trype

[Aragil]

LookieXxX - - - ~ - - - XxX

"Gil-Galad was an Elven King of who the harpers sadly sing, the last whose realm was fair and free, between the mountains and the sea" But who gives a crud about Gil-Galad anyways..

"You can have my arse" - SpectraOfChaos, The noobiest noob in noobland.
http://www.landofrohan.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=12&stc=1

[Arathorn III]

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<div style="color:#002A18; text-align:center;width:77%;"><i> "Maybe he's only a little crazy, like painters, or composers, or .. some of those men in Washington." </i>

Mr. Shellhammer, Miracle on 34th Street</div></center>

Another grandios quote takes a careful swallow of small dry earth particles.

[Theodred]

Well, I want to stick this quote in my rotating signature, but since it's too long, it must be sent to the graveyard. Alas!

http://school.discovery.com/clipart/small/oldship1.gif

We won't have to fight for long. This is the end. This story's old but it goes on and on until we dissappear. Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath. I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea. I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean. I know that this is what you want. A funeral keeps both of us apart. You know that you are not alone.
Need you like water in my lungs. This is the end.

Play Crack the Sky - Brand New

[Theodred]

Also, my immortal signature line is now departing. Farewell Melons/Mellons! :(

I do not eat melons, for mellon means "friend", and I do not eat my friends.

[Barahir]

No one ever knew her desperation
People couldn't hear her cry out silently
Locked inside the bathroom she grabs a jar of pills
The medicine that cures becomes the poison that kills...

Thank Heaven! the crisis-
The danger is past,
And the lingering illness
Is over at last-
And the fever called "Living"
Is conquered at last.

Auf wiedersehen, mein siggy. ;)

[Aragil]

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Hehe

[Theodred]

Well, though there has been much joy in Red Sox Nation, life must go on. I now put to rest my five quotes by Boston's team...


"I'm not in the big leagues just because I'm cute. I'm here to win baseball games."
"We just finished doing something no one has ever done. There's no reason why we can't go out there and do it again."
“You know what? We beat the Yankees. Now they get a chance to watch us on the tube.”
"I dislike the Yankees. I respect a lot of their players and what they've done, but it's getting old and it's time for us to win."
"I don’t believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I’ll drill him in the ass, pardon me the word."

[Barahir]

I'm sending this one down the river:

I stood where no man goes,
And conquered demon foes!
With glory and passion
No longer in fashion,
The Hero brakes his blade...

[Ring-bearer]

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive.
It was such a lovely quote too...

[Theodred]

I'm replacing some of the song quotes that were in my signature. I forgot to post all my samurai quotes that I had last month. Oh well. Goodbye to the following:

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<div style="color:#002A18; text-align:center;width:77%;"><i>And love is overated
It leaves you devastated.
The only things I know are
Road signs and rock songs and lonely hotel rooms,
But still I need you here, what's new?</i>

The Ataris - Road Signs and Rock Songs</div></center>
<center>
<div style="color:#002A18; text-align:center;width:77%;"><i>And tomorrow, I know, will be rainy at best.
And the forecast, I know, is that I'll be depressed.
But I'll wait outside, hoping that I'll catch sight of the sun.</i>

Relient K - High of 75</div></center>
<center>
<div style="color:#002A18; text-align:center;width:77%;"><i>I found myself alone, alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me.</i>

The Cure - Just Like Heaven</div></center>

[Barahir]

(Bump)